24 August 2012

Tearin' Down the Gararge

Did you know that New Englanders say "gararge" instead of the proper mid-American "garage?" It is kind of hilarious to hear people say it over and over. To be honest I can't get through a conversation on the topic with a blue blooded Yankee without giggling a bit.

We've been planning on tearing down the gararge ever since we saw it, but since we're moving it didn't make sense to spend the money it would take to build a new one. (Estimates ranged from $8,000 - $25,000.) Soon after deciding to move, we decided we should leave the gararge and spend our money on completely finishing the interior of our humble abode.

Last summer we built a patio/deck, which significantly increased the loveliness of our backyard. As we lounged one evening under our all-providing-maple-tree Seth commented how nice our backyard looks now, and how it will be a nice picture to have on the listing when we do put our house up.

Then we noticed how difficult it is to take any picture of the exterior of the house without the gararge imposing its abandoned, falling down charm into the frame.







Then we were horrified by the realization that this gararge, by far the worst feature of the property, is the first and last thing any potential buyer will experience when they visit our house!

Clearly it had to go.

We installed a metal shed in the back yard to house our meager but growing supply of lawn implements. It took a little longer than expected.



Then Seth started the gararge demolition. The first thing he had to do was climb on top of this building, which, for the past six years we've been assuming could fall over at any time. I watched in horror from the designated "safe zone" as Seth spent nearly 2 days on top of the gararge. (Seth wouldn't have Thunder or me anywhere near the deconstruction site during these dangerous moments!)




On Saturday and Sunday I was able to help take some of the walls apart, and I have to tell you, we were overjoyed to discover that there were two layers of shingles underneath the plywood exterior of each wall.

Once we got the shingles off of the outside, we had to take the cardboard lining off of the inside. I'm telling you, this building was truly a piece of art. It belongs in a museum.

This is when Seth found a snake in the wall and flung it passed me into the yard. No further comments.


We quickly filled the dumpster we were renting and called to have it dumped and brought back. By Monday evening Seth pretty much had the whole gararge down, its pieces scattered here and there waiting for room in the dumpster.

On Tuesday morning at 6am, Seth and I were fast asleep. The sound of a diesel truck crawling up our hill slowly filled my senses until, now awake, I realized that the truck was here to take the dumpster away. I assumed based on no factual information that they didn't need anything from Seth or me, and fell back asleep. At 7am, diesel truck sounds saved my from my snake infested dreams and I realized that we had an empty dumpster to fill.

Seth got up immediately, had breakfast and got to work filling it up. By Tuesday evening the dumpster was full, the remains of the gararge floor and foundation were power-washed and the yard was, in general, spic-and-span.

Seth's a hard worker! He makes me feel like a lazy lounge lizard.

Thursday the dumpster was picked up and now it's as though nothing ever happened! Except, you know ... there's no gararge anymore. Where'd it go? I think it heard there was a snake in the yard and hi-tailed it outta here!

I can't say I blame it.

17 August 2012

Super Top Secret! Don't.Tell.Anyone.

I have so much to do all of a sudden! Tomorrow, Saturday, while Seth continues the dangerous task of tearing down our abandoned building, my to-do list includes:
1. Clean our new shed and transfer all of our "outdoor" equipment into it.
2. Paint our new basement door.
3. Start spackling our newly drywalled kitchen and living room ceilings.
4. Can some homegrown tomatoes!

(That last one has nothing to do with this post, its merely a hint at possible blog posts to come. Or maybe not. Depends how long the other three take.)

Of course, a four item to-do list on a Saturday doesn't have anything top secret about it, but the reason behind each item on the to-do list hints at something much larger happening in the near future.

Guess what?

We're fixing up our entire house this fall!

Why?

So we can sell it in the spring, silly.

Why?

Because we're MOVING HOME NEXT SUMMER!!!!

Yes! We are so excited.

But why on earth would we want to leave Vermont?








That's a great question. Leaving Vermont is going to be hard on my soul, hard on my heart and hard on my body. Do you know that the last time I left Vermont I had a headache the entire time I was gone? I'm only mildly alarmed that I spent most of my absence in the Ohio River Valley.
So why...Why are we going back?

It's no secret that Seth and I plan on moving to every place that we visit. We even went so far as to look at houses in Wyoming last winter. All dreaming aside, we've been considering moving home since April or May (not coincidentally, while spring and the dogwoods were blooming in all they're Kentucky glory while Vermont was still covered in the depths of a snow mud frigid cold season. The only plus side was that the black flies weren't out yet.) We have a pretty long record of "deciding" to move, telling everyone and then not moving, but we knew we couldn't toy with people on this one. We didn't tell anyone we were considering it (not even Paul and Kelly!)

Then in July we visited Dad and Cindy in Colorado, and before we left decided amongst ourselves that we were moving to Colorado Springs next summer. How excited we were! Seth even called and tried to set up a job interview, but unfortunately the lady he needed to speak to was evacuated from the Waldo Canyon Fire and he didn't hear back before we left.

Colorado Springs has most of the benefits of the Cincinnati area - cheap cost of living, cheap real estate, close to motorcycle racing, slightly more centralized than VT, close to some (if not all) family - as well as some the important perks of being West that Seth longs for - being near mountains and within driving distance of Jackson Hole.

Anyway, on our way back from Denver we stopped in Cincinnati where I had a meeting at work. At said meeting I was told that I have more career potential at Car-Part if I live in Kentucky and can work at the office. Of course this is something I've always known in my brain, but hearing someone else say it really made it real. It made me think about what I want instead of just floating along in a dream world. It brought my heart and my brain onto the same level. So Seth and I discussed it and then we decided ... we're moving home!

(Basically if you haven't figured it out yet you have Jeff to thank if you're excited about this news.)

I can only assume that you are at least as excited as we are. To set your minds to daydreaming, here are some of the things we're looking forward to about living in Kentucky.

Joanna - Julie's having a baby! I hereby offer free babysitting. (Anne taught me how to change a diaper and I now consider myself an expert on infants.)

Seth - Buying our own land and riding motorcycles every day! EVERY DAY!

Joanna - Monthly book exchange parties at our house! Time and date tbd. Stay tuned!

Seth - Closer proximity to motorcycle racing events!

Joanna - Being able to go to all the family events! ALL OF THEM!

Seth - Cheaper cost of living means he can buy a new motorcycle. Right?

Joanna - Only if I get one too!

Seth - More motorcycle racing means maybe racing the BAJA and the DAKAR are actual possibilities, and not just pipe dreams afterall!

Joanna - Cicadas! Vermont summers are so quiet!

Seth - Drought = better motorcycle riding conditions.

Joanna - Quilting Bees with Mom!

Seth - Free tuition at UC means he can get his PhD for free. Right?

Joanna - Longer growing season (and I believe Seth already mentioned we're going to get our own land) means I can grow a huge vegetable garden! The possibilites are endless!

Seth - Cheaper cost of living, and better income means we can still get a cabin in Wyoming. Right?

Of course right. Summer 2013. See you then...




P.S. - Top Secret means tell everyone.